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I don’t eat to just survive—I eat to THRIVE. To glow. To slay. To show up to life like I just stepped off a yacht in Capri, with zero bloat and main character energy pulsing through my veins.
This is exactly what I eat in a day to stay energized, radiant, and pop-off ready—mentally, physically, and aesthetically.
And no, it’s not rabbit food or some sad girl meal plan. This is luxe wellness with taste. Biohacked beauty from the inside out. Let’s go.
Morning Rituals: Gentle Detox, Hot Girl Gut Reset
Lemon + Chlorophyll Water (or Aloe Juice) The first thing in my mouth is NOT coffee—it’s hydration with benefits. This flushes the system, supports my liver, and keeps my skin clear AF.
Warm Dandelion Tea or Ginger-Turmeric Tea Anti-inflammatory realness. Bloat? We don’t know her. Also: sipping on warm tea first thing tells your nervous system “hey babe, it’s safe to digest.”
Bloat-Free Hot Girl Shot (DIY or Olipop) Sometimes I DIY a wellness shot: apple cider vinegar, ginger, cayenne, cinnamon, and lemon. Other days I just pop open a cute Olipop. No stress, all flex.
Breakfast: Light, Clean Protein, Balanced Blood Sugar
Chia Pudding w/ Collagen + Berries
- Almond milk + chia seeds soaked overnight
- Scoop of marine collagen (beauty girl essential)
- Blueberries, raspberries, and a drizzle of manuka honey It’s giving: glowy skin, happy gut, no mid-morning crash.
OR
Protein Smoothie That Tastes Like a Milkshake
- Plant protein (vanilla)
- Frozen banana
- Handful of spinach
- Cinnamon, maca, flax
- Almond butter
- Coconut water or almond milk This keeps me full, focused, and radiant til lunch. Also—it’s thick. Like, thicc.
Lunch: Nourish Bowl But Make It a Beauty Ritual
I build lunch like I’m styling a bikini pic. Layers. Color. Texture. Vibes.
My Go-To Bloat-Free Glow Bowl:
- Base: arugula or shredded cabbage (anti-bloat queens)
- Protein: grilled salmon, sardines (omega-3s, hello skin), or organic eggs
- Carbs: roasted sweet potato or quinoa
- Extras: pickled onions, avocado, cucumber, sprouts
- Dressing: tahini, ACV, lemon, and a dash of turmeric
Every bite = fuel + finesse. It’s giving “glow from the inside, abs from the outside.”
Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: No Crash Zone
Matcha Latte or Iced Yerba Mate Caffeine with benefits. Matcha gives me slow, clean focus with L-theanine. Also: she’s aesthetic.
Beauty Snack:
- Sliced cucumber + hummus or tzatziki
- A few dates with almond butter
- Brazil nuts (selenium = skin + thyroid support)
- Coconut yogurt + bee pollen (gut/immune support and it’s so cute?)
Dinner: Light, Mineral-Rich, Anti-Bloat Babe Mode
Grilled Veggie Plate w/ Tahini or Lemon Herb Sauce Zucchini, mushrooms, asparagus, red pepper. Lightly charred, heavily fabulous. Sometimes I throw in:
- Wild shrimp or grilled tofu
- Seaweed flakes for minerals
- Kimchi on the side (gut love)
OR
Bone Broth Soup + Cauliflower Mash Combo Warming, grounding, and perfect for winding down without bloating up. Plus bone broth = collagen, protein, gut support = beauty trifecta.
Evening Snacks + Rituals (aka Sleepy Glow Mode)
Calm Girl Snack:
- Half a banana w/ almond butter + cinnamon
- Or a magnesium mocktail (LMNT + water + splash of tart cherry juice) This helps me sleep deep, wake up flat, and feel like a baddie at sunrise.
Non-Negotiables I Swear By
- Digestive enzymes before heavy meals (life-changing)
- No raw veggies at night = no bloat
- I eat until I’m nourished, not until I’m stuffed
- I don’t restrict—I upgrade
- Hydrate. All day. Even when I’m not thirsty
- I romanticize every meal like it’s a date with my future self
Final Note from Your Bloat-Free Bikini Fairy
You don’t need to starve, cleanse, or suffer to look and feel amazing. You just need to nourish like the woman you’re becoming.
Energy, beauty, bloat-free body confidence—it starts with what’s on your plate. Eat for your glow. Eat for your goals. Eat like you already own the beach.
Follow @soleauclub for daily hot girl health, aesthetic wellness rituals, and biohacks you’ll actually want to try. Because being the best version of you? That’s the whole meal, babe.
